The practice sword is SHIT! git gud and you can get some real shit.
You thought this was rated E? well your WRONG! this shit can easily headshot anything and blood splats everywhere, making you puke.
To obtain it, take it from a dying baby with no family in the volcano area.
It wakes you up every morning with a loud moan.
Magic (Blue) SwordEdit
Made with fresh smurfs everyday.
Blazing (Red) SwordEdit
May drop from your enemy's dead body, after you head shoot it.
Gold Dildo SwordEdit
You know you want it.